The spuds

AKA THE BOYS

mochi

THE BOUNCY POTATO

I’m everything and everywhere. It’s hard to focus when there is so much to sniff. My teacher said I have to work on sitting still and paying attention. Ask me what my favourite snack is… it’s anything that I can eat. I would eat you if I were bigger.

Adobo

THE BACHELOR POTATO

I have commitment issues. I’m not sure if I will ever settle down. I love my freedom and living on the fly. So what if I don’t have furniture in my studio apartment? We can sit on these lawn chairs.

Mocha

THE ADVENTUROUS POTATO

I love to climb wherever I go. My favourite direction is up. There’s just more to see from the clouds and I’m a dreamer. When I grow up I want to wear skinny jeans, dye my quills, and be a rockstar.

HAPPILY RETIRED

Maverick

THE BAD BOY POTATO

I’ve got that bad boy look and that bad boy attitude. I party all night and most of the day. I can get a little moody when I don’t get my way. But I also have short-term memory so it’s - where was I?

MALACHAI

THE GENTLEMAN POTATO

Hello ladies, I’m ready to meet you all. I’m a charming, experienced man who will treat you right. I’ll open car doors for you, and I will always take you out for ice cream after dinner. My treat.

Meatball

THE SAUCY POTATO

I don’t want any troubles, just a low-maintenance girl to stay home and eat spaghetti with. I got enough attitude for the both of us. We can order the bruschetta to share.. but the tiramisu is all mine.