The spuds

AKA THE BOYS

MEATBALL

THE SAUCY POTATO

I don’t want any troubles, just a low-maintenance girl to stay home and eat spaghetti with. I got enough attitude for the both of us. We can order the bruschetta to share.. but the tiramisu is all mine.

mochi

THE BOUNCY POTATO

I’m everything and everywhere. It’s hard to focus when there is so much to sniff. My teacher said I have to work on sitting still and paying attention. Ask me what my favourite snack is… it’s anything that I can eat. I would eat you if I were bigger.

Adobo

THE BACHELOR POTATO

I have commitment issues. I’m not sure if I will ever settle down. I love my freedom and living on the fly. So what if I don’t have furniture in my studio apartment? We can sit on these lawn chairs.

Mocha

THE ADVENTUROUS POTATO

I love to climb wherever I go. My favourite direction is up. There’s just more to see from the clouds and I’m a dreamer. When I grow up I want to wear skinny jeans, dye my quills, and be a rockstar.

HAPPILY RETIRED

Maverick

THE BAD BOY POTATO

I’ve got that bad boy look and that bad boy attitude. I party all night and most of the day. I can get a little moody when I don’t get my way. But I also have short-term memory so it’s - where was I?

MALACHAI

THE GENTLEMAN POTATO

Hello ladies, I’m ready to meet you all. I’m a charming, experienced man who will treat you right. I’ll open car doors for you, and I will always take you out for ice cream after dinner. My treat.