The TATERS

AKA THE GIRLS

saffron

THE DEMURE POTATO

I am beauty and I am grace.

I am elegance and taste.

My perfect date? I would have to say April 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

HONEY

THE PRECIOUS POTATO

My favourite princess is Cinderella. I’m looking for someone to take me to the royal ball and I don’t mind riding in a pumpkin. You don’t even have to worry about glass slippers because I don’t wear shoes.

brie

THE SHARK POTATO

I’ve just got to taste everything. With my teeth. I love munching on anything I can get my paws on. Your clothes, your bare skin, and your shoelaces are not safe from me.

burrata

THE DARLING POTATO

I am the ultimate sweetheart and will just melt in your hands. And now that I have access to your sleeves, I will be chewing on them at my leisure. It gives me great pleasure to leave teeth marks on your shirt.

Cannoli

THE HUNGRY POTATO

You have never seen an appetite like mine. I live every day as if it’s my last and that means I leave no crumbs behind. I always have room for dessert because it goes in a different stomach. Got any snacks?

Happily retired

PEPPER

THE SWEET POTATO

Don’t judge me by my name. I am as spicy as a bell pepper. I am a sweet girl who is curious of everything and fazed by nothing. I like to run around, climb stuff, and flip bowls over because parkour.

ERENA

THE CHILL POTATO

Laid-back is my middle name. I like to take it easy and not work too hard. When I’m not busy laying around, I’m taking a break from relaxing. My hobbies include sniffing the air and showing my teef.

LUCIA

THE SPUNKY POTATO

I like to play hard to get. If you show interest in me, I will run away. If you ignore me, then I like you. And then I will run circles around you. Confused? So am I.

Truffle

THE TEDDY BEAR POTATO

I protect and comfort others. When I made the trip home with my adopted sister Burrata, I snuggled with her to keep her warm and was always the first to come out and patrol the area for danger.